Grease is the Word

With apologies to Frankie Vallie and the Bee Gees 

Change Preshy's oil and I'm such a sight
All engine grease and oil, Peggy get's quite a fright

There ain't no danger of scaring Djin too

She's just as filthy now, with all that suncream goo

Grease is the word!

They think this trip is just a jolly game

Why don't they understand?  It's just a cryin' shame

Everyday we're on the working loop

The day starts at the wheel, a suit of cream and gloop

Grease is the word!

Grease is the word, is the word that you heard

It's got dust, it's so grimy

Grease is the car, sunblock, mosi-repellent

Grease is all over, oh blimey!

We take a shower and we scrub away

Grease, dust, grime, slime and filth, but then we reapply

There is no chance that we can stop right there

We need it for protection of our skins so fair

Grease is the word!

This is life on roads all dusty

grime and sweat mix up

Sun and guard mosi

What are we doin' here???